To all my zigzag Brothers . . . don't ever talk to your cohorts in a normal speaking manner! Normal is a trick to keep you stupid. Your narrator has devised of a plan to trick the tricky tricksters at there own sloppy english language . . . by speaking to you my brothers in an apocalyptic tongue that only your earlobes may follow . . . come with me on this journey of journalism through American politics and nonsense . . . i promise you i will lead you astray! Come! Let us go to the disturbed . . .